| Johnny Coxville | |
|---|---|
 Johnny at the music store | |
| Season | Season 1 |
| Episode | Episode 1 |
| Movie | Boob |
| Featuring | Johnny Knoxville |
| Video releases | Jackass Volume 1 |
| Song | Whorehopin' - Eagles of Death So Excited - The Pointer Sisters Unknown Song - Secret/Distance(need info) |
| “ | I'm a real bonehead when it comes to these things. | ” |
–Johnny Knoxville | ||
Johnny Coxville features Johnny Knoxville pranking people around town with a fake erection.
Description[]
In the first skit, Knoxville straps on a dildo and goes to a basketball court, where he asks play with a group. While playing basketball, he constantly wiggles his groin and hips around to exaggerate the boner, even trying to hit the ball with it. One of the players seemingly makes several attempts to touch the boner. Later, while the same player is bent over and catching his breath, Knoxville goes up behind him and pretends to hump him from behind.
Next, Knoxville goes to a garage to get his car fixed. While inspecting the car's engine, the mechanic notices the erection and immediately takes offense, motioning Johnny to back off and telling him to "take it easy." He then goes into a guitar shop and requests to try a guitar. The store owner watches as Knoxville plays the guitar poorly with a huge boner. The owner then demonstrates playing the guitar, while Knoxville moves his hips to the music, wiggling the dildo near the man's head. Knoxville also goes to get a pedicure, laughing as a lady rubs his feet as he lies in the chair with the fake boner.
Next is the gym, thrusting his hips as he lifts weights and standing next to innocent gymgoers. He then does some bench-presses while a member of the gym stares, before the two swap places, with Knoxville standing over him with his fake boner while the gym member does bench presses. Knoxville also knocks over a cup of coffee in an office with his fake boner. He then goes to try on some shoes in a store, where the owner bends down the fit the shoes for him.
Then, Knoxville asks some passer-by's to take his photo next to a movie poster, standing sideways to accentuate the boner. We walks into a karate class, swiftly getting himself kicked out when he starts screaming and doing mock-karate moves during a lesson. Finally, he goes to get a suit fitted, to which the tailor asks him if he "always walks around with his dick standing up." [1]
Quotes[]
"Yeah, I'm a real bonehead when it comes to these things." - Johnny Knoxville to a car mechanic.
"Take it easy, my friend." - Car mechanic to Knoxville
"Nice gym to get pumping." - Johnny Knoxville
"Alright, I'll bust this out." - Knoxville weightlifing.
"Oh, this is hard." - Knoxville weightlifting.
"Get it up." - Knoxville encouraging a fellow gym member.
"Do you always walk around with your dick standing up?" - Tailor to Knoxville.
Trivia[]
- An excerpt from this skit was used in the intro for the episodes of Jackass season 1.
- The name of this bit is a pun on Johnny Knoxville's name and the word cock.
References[]
- ↑ Jeff Tremaine, Johnny Knoxville, Spike Jonze (2006). Jackass Volume 1. Dickhouse.